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Microsoft Eye of Raging Power (TM)
A mailing list message by Bob Alberti
"Ack! A Yeleth! Shoot, shoot, hurry shoot it!"
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Welcome to the Microsoft Eye of Raging Power, v.2.31. Do you really want to fire this eye? If so, click once again. If not, click twice.
"Hurry! It's eating Tarikme!"
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End User License Agreement 3. (EULA)
By clicking on the Eye of Raging Power, the user is agreeing to the terms of the EULA. Specifically, the user agrees to hold harmless Microsoft Corporation (click for more)
"What are you doing!? What are you reading!? Fire the Eye! Oh!
Help, it's got me!"
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Do you accept the terms of the EULA? If so, click once again. If not, click twice.
"Aaaargh! Ouch! Ouch that hurts, ouch!"
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[Musical chime sounds] EYE OF RAGING POWER CE
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"RAAAWWRRRR!!"
[Musical chime sounds] EYE OF RAGING POWER CE
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"MUNCH!"
"Aaaaiiieeee!!!"
[Musical chime sounds] EYE OF RAGING POWER CE
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"Munch munch munch munch munch munch"
Fatal Exception Error: your Eye has executed an illegal instruction and has halted. Please click control-alt-delete in order to reboot.
">BUUUUURRRRRRP<"